You Got 30 Minutes™

[radmoose]

Domino's Pizza.. the company that used to have a 30 minute guarantee but got rid of it due to lawsuits about their drivers racing to get to a delivery destination in time.  So the "legal team" dropped the guarantee.

I just was at Dominos.com and they have a new slogan "You Got 30 Minutes™" implying that a pizza will be there in 30 minutes. They also added a clock at the top of the page. But what struck me as funny was the legal disclaimer, which a part of it is below.

Because safety is a priority "You Got 30 Minutes™" is not a guarantee but an estimate. You may get more.

Yes, you may get more! Now isn't that what we all want is more? =P

Comments

[tycougar.livejournal.com]

*looks nervously at your current mood* ^_^

lol its usually difficult to find a guarantee anymore because most companies and possibly afraid of the statistically but not certain outcomes.

*giggles at my noncommittal statement*

[radmoose.livejournal.com]

The "mood" is kind of a running joke. Almost all my posts are the same mood (and doesn't necessarily reflect my current mood.) """""'o.o'"""""

[doberman-guard.livejournal.com]

Say one thing, But mean another...thats' how most businesses run themselves in this country duh:P. They get away with it cause their team of lawyers and endless fine print protects em via technicalities and bullshit.

[radmoose.livejournal.com]

I just thought it was funny.. as EVERYONE always wants MORE and now you might just get it!

Just what does "You Got 30 Minutes!" really give mean anyways?

Oh well, I got 5 cents =)