RAD Moose

Not meant to be an emoger post.

Just things that I see why I am undesirable....

Care to prove me wrong?

In no particular order

1. No work
2. No $.
   
3. No place of my own
   
4. Living in the middle of nowhere
   
5. No car
6. No local friends.
7. 3 kids (I don't think this is a bad thing, but it has been mentioned)
8. Ex-wife (again, not a bad thing, but mentioned)
9. Overweight (230#)
10. Balding (I like short hair on me)
11. Too much gray (hey, it's white and there isn't that much)
12. I am a fur.
13. I am a bear. (WTF?)
14. I am too antlery (I have antlers not horns)
15. Lame humor
16. I sleep too much
    
17. I am up too late
18. I am too old.

I wish I could find some work locally, that would let me save up so I could get a car, so I could get a better job elsewhere, then save up to move closer to work. =/   Yeah, it would be easier if I could do it another way, but that seems like the only way and until I get a job, nothing happens.

Anyone want to take me in? =/