Want to prove me wrong?

[radmoose]

Not meant to be an emoger post.

Just things that I see why I am undesirable....

Care to prove me wrong?

In no particular order

1. No work
2. No $.
   
3. No place of my own
   
4. Living in the middle of nowhere
   
5. No car
6. No local friends.
7. 3 kids (I don't think this is a bad thing, but it has been mentioned)
8. Ex-wife (again, not a bad thing, but mentioned)
9. Overweight (230#)
10. Balding (I like short hair on me)
11. Too much gray (hey, it's white and there isn't that much)
12. I am a fur.
13. I am a bear. (WTF?)
14. I am too antlery (I have antlers not horns)
15. Lame humor
16. I sleep too much
    
17. I am up too late
18. I am too old.

I wish I could find some work locally, that would let me save up so I could get a car, so I could get a better job elsewhere, then save up to move closer to work. =/   Yeah, it would be easier if I could do it another way, but that seems like the only way and until I get a job, nothing happens.

Anyone want to take me in? =/

Comments

[aiden-raccoon.livejournal.com]

You can scratch "I'm a fur" off that list. That is the opposite of undesirable.

[tea4tom.livejournal.com]

Meh... perhaps those guys were looking less at you and more at something else. It's not like your personality is going to change once you get those things, so they really shouldn't matter as much. Don't worry, Moger. You'll find someone eventually ^^

[the-brad.livejournal.com]

A low self-esteem is far less attractive than anything you listed.