This is Holloween...

So, teh moger has some time "off" per se... . Seren switched her days off so Wednesday would be her day off this week and not Tuesday, so she could do Holloween stuff with the squids.  They are probably going to a Trunk or Treat in Natomas (at one of the pumpkin patches on whatever that road is by the truck stop.)  I suggested that we might go somewhere else, but there are two things wrong with my idea.. one, it would cost about $20 more and second, I have no money.  So it looks like the moger has free time from now until approximately 1pm on Thursday.

Any ideas?

Please take the following into consideration

• I have no candy to give out
• I have a car that has limited range (due to gas level and car issues)
• I have no money (not as in a little bit of money, I have no money*)
• I have PB, a can of black beans, and a can of chicken broth.
  
• I know what you were thinking, but I have no lube or condoms
  
• Everyone that I have talked to locally seems to be busy/has plans.
• I have limited energy (due to the Low Salary Diet I am currently on.)
• All the good intersections are taken, so no cardboard signs with "Will Honk For Food" on them.
• Can't assume someone will ask me on a date (as that hasn't happened in like forevar)
• I have lots of coupons for food and restaurants.
• I have Sams Club and Costco memberships.
• My ROSHAMBO game via SMS can wait to be done another day.**
• I don't have $2.18 to buy a small fries and drink at Burger King to use with a BK Receipt and BKFREE coupon code generator to get a free Whopper or Original Chicken Sandwich.***
• My roommate is gone until Thursday.
• I haven't seen Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas in Disney 3D.
• I haven't had Sushi in a long time.
• I haven't told my Mom or my Brothers (nor their families) that I am gay.
• I am looking for work, but could use some social interaction (besides online.)
• I don't have a boyfriend.

* My bank account is so depressed the bank wants it to take a motivational seminar.

** Txt ROSHAMBO to 41411 via your cell for info how to play. Standard Text Messaging Rates Apply.  Service available on the following wireless networks: AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile, Virgin & Alltel. Currently the game works, but the stats are not updated.

** Txt BKFREE to 41411 via your cell for a coupon code. Standard Text Messaging Rates Apply.  Service available on the following wireless networks: AT&T, Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile, Virgin & Alltel.

Note: Check with your doctor or pharmacist to see if Moger is right for you.

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