Cats - Performance Nightly

[radmoose]

My daughter gets out of bed and comes to the bedroom door and knocks.

I asked her "What's up?"

She replied "Daddy, there are cats outside and one of them sounds really hurt! You can hear them from here! One just screamed again"

I replied "Um, when Cats have sex, one of them sounds like they are in a lot of pain."

Giggles behind the door "OH...OK..goodnight dad (giggles some more)"

Comments

[ugotpounced.livejournal.com]

Damn, my tickets cost $55 and she got a free show?!

[blackswan666.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO!!!

[twilighthalcyon.livejournal.com]

teh barbs...

[rain-wings.livejournal.com]

i hate that so much when im trying to sleep.

[hockeyslave.livejournal.com]

Sushi and cats having sex....
hurm...
add one daughter, stir in some giggles...
fluff, fold and bake at 350F for 20minutes

now lets see what we have here.

Oh, complex moger, innocent (well not so innocent now) daughter and a lack of sleep that night.

::hugs:: Sorry i've been away, gonna try and stay more 'with it' again, but we'll see.

Enjoy the holidays (if you can) :)
oxox

[doberman-guard.livejournal.com]

When it comes to doing it in public or "outside", cats are the "dirty hot sex talk" kinda creatures, and as for dogs, They're more exhibitionists and or just plain raunch fiends, and dont' care who looks or sees or that everyone can see whats going on:p.