I would've said "Son of a...why you bein a hater on the tv? Tvs always been your friend. Hell it practically raises kids these days! Get on your knees and apologize to the tv right now!":p
Hah, got I hate those little display cases that they put in asiles, where it narrows the traffic and simply sits as a land mine of sorts. Waiting for the slightest nudge or bump to go off, and thus by pure accident, potentially embarrass the hell out of you.
First and last time I did that was a year or so ago, at the grocery store. I was in the pill section since abuelita needed something, and I barely nudged some separate, In the fucking asile, display of Tyl, where many dozens of little boxes of it, scattered to the floor. Now I've worked retail before, and I know how much it sucks to have dipshit customers come in, fuck things up, and not take basic responsibility to even attempt a clean up. So I went to picking them all up, and got most of em picked up and put back, when one of the employees rounded the bend, and said for me to not worry about it and that he'd get it. I explained quickly while I finished the job, that no its ok, and I got it.
I lucked out though in that This was at like 2:30 in the morning, so I was pretty much the only one in the store. Oddly some of the stores here are 24 hour joints. Odd for that to be so in such a small town.
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Hah, got I hate those little display cases that they put in asiles, where it narrows the traffic and simply sits as a land mine of sorts. Waiting for the slightest nudge or bump to go off, and thus by pure accident, potentially embarrass the hell out of you.
First and last time I did that was a year or so ago, at the grocery store. I was in the pill section since abuelita needed something, and I barely nudged some separate, In the fucking asile, display of Tyl, where many dozens of little boxes of it, scattered to the floor. Now I've worked retail before, and I know how much it sucks to have dipshit customers come in, fuck things up, and not take basic responsibility to even attempt a clean up. So I went to picking them all up, and got most of em picked up and put back, when one of the employees rounded the bend, and said for me to not worry about it and that he'd get it. I explained quickly while I finished the job, that no its ok, and I got it.
I lucked out though in that This was at like 2:30 in the morning, so I was pretty much the only one in the store. Oddly some of the stores here are 24 hour joints. Odd for that to be so in such a small town.